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Secretary of Mr. Once-ler by Pirate-Envy Secretary of Mr. Once-ler by Pirate-Envy
Once-ler: Hey! There's my favorite...
Me: ...
Once-ler: Urhm. SO! How are those thneeds selling?!
Me: Sales are up, sir.
Once-ler: BIGGERING, Ven, /biggering/.
Me: My apologies Mr. Once-ler, sir
Once-ler: You're not going to get any thneeds sold with that attitude. At least /pretend/ that you're happy.
Me: *Smiles*
Once-ler: :iconfuckyeaplz:

This was just an idea I had. I see myself being his secretary.
NO NOT IN A ROMANTIC WAY OKAY, like the unappreciated secretary that works her ass off and gets hardly anything out of it.
I do not like the way this came out, my skin is too tan and the backdrop is crap (I WANTED RED WALLS).
Yes, that is a thneed around my waist. My own special thneed.

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Once-ler (c) Dr. Seuss & Illumination Entertainment
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Riazana Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I like your concept/ character! Not that I'm complaining about fangirls (I am one), but this is a breath or fresh air by comparison.
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Pirate-Envy Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Student General Artist
Wow, thank you! I kind of changed her around and she's not ME anymore.
But come on, if you can draw yourself in your favorite character's universe you damn well will! :nod:
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Riazana Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
yeeeeahhh.. pretty much ^^
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Coolygirl03 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
Hes got a reputation of wooing the female workers and got one of them pregnant lol i think he fired her....child support is bad for business xD
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Pirate-Envy Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Student General Artist
What a bad boss!
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Yourapirate360 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012
lets try again../.

IMMA FIRIN MA LAZAR! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

:iconshoopda: :iconvictimplz: :iconshoopde:
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Pirate-Envy Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Student General Artist
:iconspazplz:
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Yourapirate360 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012
*i rises up through window*

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
:shoopda: :victimplz: :shoopde:
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Pirate-Envy Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012  Student General Artist
:iconclapplz:
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mysticalblueblaze Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this style! its so...colorful
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jennyrox27034 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012
dude this is sweet!! nice job love once-lers face!
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Pirate-Envy Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Student General Artist
Thank you!! :dance:
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jennyrox27034 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012
u welcome!! dang i wish they put that in the movie!!
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theorygirl Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012
Does this make you Miss Funcler or Miss O'Schmuncler? (From the 1972 special)
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Pirate-Envy Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Student General Artist
Miss Funcler. (I love the 1972 special as a kid)
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rainywolf259 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I love the thneed. So fashionable. Lol, isn't it supposed to be more like:

Once-ler: Haha, here u are, best salesman....uh, saleswoman in the thneed market
Me: at your service sir
once-ler: good. Hey, go tell my private architect my office is to small. I want it BIGGER.
Me: sir, u forgot, I am your private architect *winks (I really do want to be an architect when I'm older)*
Once-ler: of douse *grins that devily grin*
me: *starts to walk off but stops when he calls my name*
Once-ler: tell my stylistic I want you a suit. Pronto. A buisness suit, but girly. And yes. Like mine. I want u a green tie, a green suit, the chain, the stripes, the whole shibang. But instead of the glasses, u'd look good in a green baerč (however u spell those French artist hats). We, are the new duo, the two musketeers, u, r my sidekick.
Me: right away sir! I cant wait!

I think it would be fun. I think I'm gonna draw us back to back, devilish grins in our suites, holding up finger guns James bond style!! Eek! Cant wait! Its gonna be sooooooooo fun!
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Pirate-Envy Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Student General Artist
Perfect!!
I was going to have my picture dialogue somewhat similar (the whole suit thing):

Once: You're not going to sell anything with that frown!
Me: ...I don't "sell" really
Once: Well...hey change that suit, it doesn't fit the vibe that we have here
Me: What's wrong with this?
Once: It's just...it clashes and I hate it, I'll design something, just, just do whatever you do in the meantime okay?
Me: Yes sir.

But I decided to change it to demonstrate our relationship clearer.
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rainywolf259 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Really?! U had that idea too! Lol, I have pictures in my mind for 20 pictures like that. Lol, its gonna tell a story. So its gonna go through when I meet him to when everyone comes back and awhile bunch of silly stuff in between. Wa hint of romance, *wink*
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Pirate-Envy Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Student General Artist
Yup yup. It's hard NOT to draw something...er...romantic.
Hint of romance...? :blush:
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rainywolf259 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Yup, like u know how he was floating in his bed down the river, well its gonna us SITTING on a bed, floating down the river and I'm in a fancy blue dress and hes playing me the guitar : in the old outfit, not the pimp suit, and him w his feet on the desk counting money while I massage his shoulders, and us on a picnic, and planting the last seed together, and us in our pj's. Stuff like that, lol
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Pirate-Envy Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Student General Artist
Genius!!
If only...
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rainywolf259 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
if only what
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Pirate-Envy Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Student General Artist
That could really happen.
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Jeh-Leh-Loh Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Student Digital Artist
TOO CUTE! Actually it's kinda nice to see some non-romantic Once fanart. Which probably sounds really weird coming from me... but anyway, it's fabulous, I love the faces and colors!
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Pirate-Envy Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Student General Artist
Thank you! :iconiloveyouplz:
I know...I wish there was more of it but watcanyoudo
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RaDiOrAiNbOw145 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
UGH! I WAS GONNA DO THIS!! oh,well!
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Pirate-Envy Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Student General Artist
I think you should still do it.
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RaDiOrAiNbOw145 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh,okay.Where did you get your icon? *u* it`s awesome!
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Pirate-Envy Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Student General Artist
I made it from one of my arts I uploaded a while back.
Thank you!
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4everLivingNightmare Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LUCKEH!!! ONCE-LER IS MY FAVORITE XD I love this picture!
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Pirate-Envy Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Student General Artist
He's just so...I don't know!
Oh I love your Spike icon by the way.
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4everLivingNightmare Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you! :D And I know what you mean!
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WolfGrowl96 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012
i had a feeling u were gonna travel to his universe XD nice dress fluffy! ur face is so small and cute! XD u would be the perfect secretary! UR HIRED! :D
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Pirate-Envy Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Student General Artist
Yes, but I don't know if I'll stay in this universe. I'm too busy in the Pokemon and Megamind universes still (yes I still draw Minion I just don't post them). Should I stay or do you think that I'm unwelcome here?

I can make copies, appointments, and no fucks! WOOO!!!
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WolfGrowl96 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012
u should stay i can obiously see that u got a talent for drawing show/movie/cartoons characters quickly! and i know everyone would love to see them, :3 XD HAHA! right on :D i wish i could travel to universes like you can D:
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Pirate-Envy Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Student General Artist
I kinda do have that talent, don't I? I guess it's because I like to play with different styles other than my own.
Really you think it's okay? I think I draw myself too much haha.
It's not that hard. I'm sure I can transfer you to a universe sometime.
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WolfGrowl96 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012
u defently do i mean that more than anything girl its like ur super power to travel worlds :D its fun to see u everywere in diferent places in ur drawings cuase u can handle the situations XD that would be fabulous but i hate putting more time on my fav pple D:
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Pirate-Envy Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Student General Artist
Thank you, I'm glad you like to see that kind of art. :D
Just keep it in mind.
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WolfGrowl96 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012
ok i shall *lock*
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luvzanime1 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Student General Artist
I like your thneed! So cool <3
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Pirate-Envy Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Student General Artist
I wish I had a real one, dammit!
Imagine?
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luvzanime1 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Student General Artist
It would be beautiful <33
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iluvchedda Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Student General Artist
Oh my god this is adorable *D*
I saw this and was immediately like "oh, I wonder what character this was in the movie, it looks a lot like Ven!"
Then I saw it was you.
I love how you drew your hair and face =w= so. Adorable.
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Pirate-Envy Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Student General Artist
Yes, it is me if I were slightly tanner and slightly curvier. :love:
Thank you!! Every time you comment I feel like a celebrity is, just sayin. :heart:
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iluvchedda Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Student General Artist
Hehe, you so cute! I hope you realize just how adorable you are, Ven, I tell you just about every day ;] and you think of me as a celebrity, or you as a celebrity?
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Pirate-Envy Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Student General Artist
I'm really that cute? :'D
You as a celebrity.
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iluvchedda Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2012  Student General Artist
Of course I do! You're so adorable, I just wanna give you a great big hug, like a teddy bear!!!!
Me? A celebrity?! I am anything but! You, YOU are the real celebrity!! If you knew just how much I looked up to on hatena, and still look up to, you would pass out. I was almost obbsessed with you, I wanted to beeee yooou! I was so jealous. Why do you see me as a celebrity?
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Pirate-Envy Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2012  Student General Artist
That really touched me, really. I never knew (I still don't know) but, that made me smile inside and out.
I admire you too. Something about you, maybe it's your maturity.
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iluvchedda Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Student General Artist
Aww, I'm glad :D if you're happy, I'm happy :iconiloveyouplz:
You're so sweet! I try to be maturer than most, I think it just comes naturally most of the time. I don't want to seep to the level of "the general public", I want to be at the top. I love education, I love learning, and I know you just won't make it in this economy without higher education, and I've got big plans! :D
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Pirate-Envy Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012  Student General Artist
We both have big plans! I love having someone on the same page, sentence, and word as me!!!
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